condom:

I want a million sweaters

stormhawksstork:

hanniebones:

Still waiting for that alien from my fortune cookie to come

Stork waits on hanniebones’ doorstep, flowers in hand, looking for all the world like he doesn’t want to be here. He also has a box of chocolates that he’s holding onto by two fingers, for reasons. Already he feels the itchy bumps. He glares at anyone that stops to gawk at him.

"Dammit, Finn….that fortune cookie excuse was the worst one yet…"

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*opens door* …………..yes……..?

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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thinking about volunteering at another haunted house again like I did last year

We started making our Halloween themed chocolates for the shop today! thought you guys might want to see ‘em :3

We started making our Halloween themed chocolates for the shop today! thought you guys might want to see ‘em :3

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"The tragedy is not that things are broken. The tragedy is that things are not mended again."
Islands In The Stream - Unknown - The Reminder (Disc 2)
Feist & Constantines — PLAYED 1,247 TIMES

philtheyoungmountain:

Feist & Constantine - Islands in the Stream

You do something to me that I can’t explain
Hold me closer and I feel no pain
Every beat of my heart
We got something going on


"I’m running off of coffee and the hope of a nap later"
— Me (when I have 8 am classes)

Still waiting for that alien from my fortune cookie to come

finnvapos:

I hug you anyway hanniebones

pfffffft Yes

finnvapos said:
[HUGS]  

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(proper anatomy is overrated)

Story Time With Hannie

Me: *flying and flipping around in one of those bungee trampoline things*

Friend’s mom: Hannie you look so graceful when you do it!

Me: thank you! *steps off and face plants the rail*

We Might be Dead by Tomorrow - Unknown - I thought I was an alien
soko — PLAYED 6,001 TIMES

catfishwilson:

give me all your love now
'cause for all we know
we might be dead by tomorrow

i can’t
go on wasting my time
adding scars to my heart
'cause all I hear is
"i’m not ready now"

"Extreme stress, depression or anxiety can lead to depersonalisation, a mental condition where you feel out of touch with yourself."
— (via psych-facts)