I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
There’s a store at the mall in my town that sells legit cutlass swords and other fun junk and every time i walk past it I’m like, “………I now know what I want for Christmas”
Imagine you fall down the stairs, and the only thing there to break your fall is your favorite character.
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
uuuummm… maybe… geez now i don’t KNOW
I honestly want to hijack the Condor purely for the purpose of sneaking in, blaring Bobby Day music over the intercom to cause confusion, and sneaking back out.
Rum & Design
Captain Morgan Black Spiced Playing Cards
By Robert Sindermann • United Kingdom
Hand drawn zombie pirate playing cards, produced as part of in-bar promotions to support the launch of Captain Morgan Black Spiced rum.